One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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