the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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