I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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