You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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