um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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