your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have aggressive nipples.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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