Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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