so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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