Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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