Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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