Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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