Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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