Do you still have your period?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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