he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i out mim tonsoeep
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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