think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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