we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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