Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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