And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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