Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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