I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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