This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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