What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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