New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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