Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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