nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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