I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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