shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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