Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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