i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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