Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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