The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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