remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Everclear isn't food dammit
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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