all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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