did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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