You work out of a Hotel?
he shaved USA in his pubs
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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