i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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