My hand turned me down
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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