In the future we'll all be gay
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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