belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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