She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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