Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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