I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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