I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
