She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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