wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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