U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Four minutes until I can fart!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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