I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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