There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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