He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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