Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
it's great music for shaving your balls
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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