STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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