Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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