I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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