what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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