I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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