When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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