He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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