Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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