Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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