im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
